Things That Someone Should Make
1) Genital Ben. A fine TV show for all the family based on a boy and his giant pet penis.
2) Slipper. A boys touching aquatic adventure with a surprisingly intelligent piece of comfort based footwear.
3) Plumbo. TV drama, staring a fruit based detective with a dodgy eye.
4) Fiends. US sitcom about a group a twentysomething hideons and satanists.
5) Harry Clotter. The adventures of a small boy who travels the world saving the lives of hemophiliacs. While wearing a pointy hat.
6) Pretty Little Cake Machine. A Nine Inch Nails concept album based on the joy of baking and Trent's love of them little silver balls.
7)The Miseduction Of Laurence Llwelyn Bowen. The debut album from the UKs favorite TV-celebrity-interior-decorating-ponce.
8) Hairy Potter. Series of books about a young child who is cursed with rampant facial hair, after a misguided dabble in Satanism.
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9) Stora-Turd. Thora Hurd endorsed Tupperware style boxes to keep your waste products in.
10) Planet of the Shapes. Marky Mark (with his Funky Bunch) get pushed through a rip in space & time to arrive in a strange alternative version of Earth, where humans have been enslaved by an army of squares and circles led by an evil rhombus.
11) Episode II: Attack of the Clowns. The Empire has a new secret weapon. After all what is scarier than clowns. None, none more scary. Except perhaps Bagpuss.
12) Cradle of Sleuth. Death metal band featuring a baby dressed as a detective on vocals.
13) Trepanning for Gold. Try to find gold by drilling holes in heads. (For more information on the wonderful world of trepanning visit http://www.trepan.com . It's the home of the International Trepanation Advocacy Group.)
14) Black Pork Down. A harrowing story of an out of control barbeque, showing the true horror of what happens when you mix pigs and feathers.