10. Cremlon O’ boulez: Fast & Unreasonable
09. Gasman feat . Rum Ba ba: Who left the gas on?
08.
Teaser Vs Flapjack: Feel the heat (from the kettle)
07.
Sorefoot Vs Dj toilet paper: 1234567 dance
06.
Sunshine feat. Moon weasel (+ cliff): The girl with the
Chinese tits
05.
Crave feat. Desparado: Your love is a love thing
04.
Mc Muck: Throw your muck
03.
Mud man & Gastric Pete: Your in the way (of the TV)
02.
Lippychips Vs Dazzler: U.R .2 Much ( little Ralph remix)
01.
Crystal Bogbrush feat. Riddler: I
want no more
(of
your egg mornay)
In
honour of the shit dance track titles we all have to endure whenever we are
unfortunate enough to accidentally hear the Dave Pearce show on BBC Radio One,
the Hobo has created some of their own, which are only marginally more
ridiculous than the real thing. If
you too hate shit lightweight dance music such as TOCA’s Miracle or Lee Ann Rimes
as the HoBo does then Please feel free to send in your own mocking titles.
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